Dental health jokes

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.