Dental health

Dental Health Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

Teeth

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Roman

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

Brick

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.