Dental health jokes

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.