Bars Jokes

a guy walks into a bar with a 44magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife the guy behind the bar says mate you don't have anuf bulittes

Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter

What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around the guy has to pee get up on the deck and stick you stick it between the bars and pee.

So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like your having a rough day, tell me about it?"

The man then stood up and became mario

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop “Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

one day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar,I ordered a drink,Howard told the waiter to put it on his.. BILL

a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”