What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
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so i walked into this bar, and thought, "wow. this is a dull joke."
i don't like jokes.
break me a piece of that kit kat bar
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks....
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
An orphan walks into a bar and the bar man says.”what are you doing here you need parent’s permission!” “Oh No who will I ask?” The orphan says
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
my mom walks in a bar and the bartender said water saying we only sell beer
A duck walks into a bar and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "No bread here." And then the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender says "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?" And the duck says "Got any bread?!" And the bartender says "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail." So the duck says "Got any nails?" And then the bartender looks surprised, and says "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?" And the duck says "Got any bread?" And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
A person walke's into the bar and said hey barman get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead Who said that
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool? Flip it over
Aj died in a bar
The end
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
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A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
What do you call a bar run by gungans? Jar Jar Drinks
