Bars Jokes

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .

A guy walked into a bar a guy walked out of a bar

A drunk guy runs into a bar... he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.

What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.

2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, "Greg I think your drunk, let's go home."

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car. Lea looks at his puzzled then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?" Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

so 3 guys are walking carefuly into a bar. the bartender said "what can i get you gentleman?"

A horse walked in a bar and the bartender ask why the long face

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

A man walks into a bar the man says why the human face It’s not funny At All

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two geys came in to the bar and said what's um you big faf mother of hell

I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.

The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS

Someone ask the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton why did she lose the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said because someone ask her what would she do for a Klondike Bar?