A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "how much for the drink." The bartender responds "for you no charge"
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers &;says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling. The cashier says "If you can grab it, your meal's free.". The man then said "Nah, the stakes are too high.".
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
a redneck and a black man walk into a bar and order a drink
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.
A blind guy walk into the door of a bar... That's it...that's the end of the joke.
what do gay girls order in a bar
pussy juice
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He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
3 Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
