Bar jokes

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.