What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What time eeeeeee
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account
A man enters the bank and says, 'hi I'm robin, you'? The man was arrested instantly.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
The bank said go to the river bank oh oh oh good fishy joke
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yaxaas
What time the man go to the bank
Eight am
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
