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Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some CASH FLOWS

BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST

got fired from the bank yesterday

they caught me drinking on the job

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES

Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901
I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money's gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what do? Drive a truck?
>>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 #
: Anonymous
>>819003901 #
Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber
Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops
were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure
this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing
and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

help im being nuked

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Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy

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1. borrow 10 billion from the bank
2. buy the bank
3. delete your own debt
4. sell the bank.

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adults afraid to
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college students
afraid to check
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My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

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Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme

Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)

I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account

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