Ball

Ball Jokes

Orphan

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Strike

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

Rose

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Dog

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

Stadium

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

Kid

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

Pudding

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

Nut

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

Bar

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Sex

A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.