Biggest balls
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
whats big and black
my balls
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. âGet under my robes,â says the nun. âNo one will look for you there.â The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, âHey, thatâs a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.â âYeah, well if you look a bit higher youâll see a fine set of balls,â replies the nun. âI didn't want to get drafted either.â
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies, after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway, and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies, and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,"the father explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Vagina
Do you know Putin
Putin these balls in your mouth
candice balls fit up your nose
"why is your head big?" cause your a ball.
what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ). 12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
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What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man? Suck his balls.
What do My Balls and EMOs have in different ? ...Nothing they both hang themselves...
Jada Smith: Grow some balls Me: Grow some hair
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
