Ball Jokes



Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

Weirdo Bomb

in Depression

I have more respect for cancer then depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.


why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Deez nuts


Deez nuts

Do you like in & out?Yes why in and out of your mouth.

Deez nuts

Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!


I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.



Why can’t orphans play Bass ball? Because they can’t get a home run

Roses are red


rose are red my nuts are biger then u small balls that why i get all bitches

Big Balls

Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one

Aussie Oi Oi Oi

in Puns

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree


in Sus

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls

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in Space

what's a astronaut's favrite game? space-ball!

United kingdom

Why cant aisans play cricket? Because they will eat the ball


what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob.... if we dont get some support soon people will start to think we are balls.