What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonerea
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
