Dark Humor

Hardlynkrmalp5

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league

Sister

Anonymous

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Yo mama

fat gogurt

yo momma so gay you sucked her balls

Fight

Lexi

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

Face

average bunger enjoyer

balls got me like : πŸ˜‚ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org β€Ί face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or …

Orphan

average bunger enjoyer

my balls when i see tazzaro: boioioioioioingWhy don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Orphan

average bunger enjoyer

what did the orphan say to the bowling ball? i am orphanπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you are bwoling balllπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bowl

average bunger enjoyer

bowling is like child support .balls

Bowl

average bunger enjoyer

what did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? they said strike πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - .

Harding

average bunger enjoyer

ball so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wet

TittyTot

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

Born

Anonymous

Why are Toads born with balls on their body???

Because they want more attention 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

Stick

Anonymous

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when got given birth too

Gag

Anonymous

What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky ?

He gagged

Ball

Anonymous

I like balls

Kick

Anonymous

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!