Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
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You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.