Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
How many babys does it take to screw in a lightbulb more than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever ; a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters😊
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pale of water Jack come down and then Jill came tumbling after so they had a baby...
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
How are babies and elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
