Autonomy jokes

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.

It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.

People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.

Your own life, hah!

Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?