Athletics jokes

Black people run fast.

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.