Athletics jokes

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Black people run fast.

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.