Around jokes

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.