JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
