Ares jokes
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
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Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!