Ares jokes
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
America and UK are a joke.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Are there support groups for men?
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.