Are jokes
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Animals are just... so hot!
Memes
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
You are fat.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.