Are jokes
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Memes
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.