Are jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Jokes are not funny.
Memes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
