Are jokes

People

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

Memes

Submarine

What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?

They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.

Underwear

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

Forest

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Tower

Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.

Speed Bump

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

Orphan

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?