Are jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?