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Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

Why are nuts on boys?

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?