Are jokes

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?

Because they are family sized :,)

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

Are you serious right now, bro?

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.