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I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.

You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

You're-a-peein'. European.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!