Are jokes

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.

One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Dark jokes are just like water.

Not everybody gets it.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?