Are jokes
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Memes
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"