1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Whats the diffrence betwwen an apple and a orphan? Apes get picked
What is a monkeyβs π favorite dance move?
The banana π split.
Whatβs white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
AP Chemistry.
Monky.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
