Ape

Ape Jokes

Insult

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Mama

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

Tarzan

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Tree

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.