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The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.