ANS jokes
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.