ANS jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.