ANS jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.