I love almond milk. Itâs unlike any udder milk.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Why couldnât the principal call the orphan parents Because he donât have any.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliff near my house.
I wanted to fall of a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliff near my house.
A priest ask a convicted murder on the electric chair, "do you have any last request". "yes" said the murder "will you hold my hand"
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesnât look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesnât give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
How do you know if a black ladyâs pregnant? - U put a Bannanna up her vagina and see if any little Monkeys come and get it
Q:Why do women only use there lefts A:because they don't have any rights
Why canât orphans tell jokes Because that the parents canât the jeans because they donât have any
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
LGBTQ. If thereâs any joke, itâs 100% the woke đ¤Ą
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why are orphans gay cuz they canât come out to any one
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.
