And jokes
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Memes
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)