And jokes

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What did Osama have?

Two Boeings and a dream.

What's the difference between bounties and orphans?

The bounty is wanted.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What do apples and emos have in common?

They both hang from trees.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.