And jokes
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Memes
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Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Make like your hairline and scram!