And jokes

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.