And jokes
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Memes
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.