And jokes

People

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Mama

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Dad

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

Fight

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

Memes

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

Noise

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Pig

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Abortion

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Dog

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

Russian

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Family

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Tower

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Viagra

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

Soldier

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

Fish

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Gift

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

People

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.