And jokes
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Memes
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!