And jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Memes
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.