And jokes
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Memes
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, youâre âbeing a respectful friend.â Do it at home and youâre âdestroying evidence.â
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. Itâs now 2018, and Iâm still waiting for him to open it.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Think like a proton and stay positive!
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new đ.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesnât have any money.