And jokes
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Memes
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.