And jokes

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.