And jokes

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

What is black and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?

They're both chubby.