And jokes

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.