And jokes

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.

I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?

They're both chubby.

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?