And jokes

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.

Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.

Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

What did a cat say to the dog?

"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.