And jokes
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Memes
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.