And jokes

Lawyer

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

Woman

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Priest

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

Memes

And memes

Wetback

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

Hitler

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

Friend

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

Account

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

Mask

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Orphan

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

Tease

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

Mountain

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

hehehehehehehehehehe

Sex

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

Depression

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.