And jokes

Clash Royale

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

Cucumber

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

Coconut

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Memes

Orphan

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Bomb

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Sex

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Dick

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Weird

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Chat

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Wap

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.