And jokes

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

"Up your butt and around the corner!"

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

What is the difference between a human and a human?

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...