And jokes

Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.