And jokes
Alya and freshfry.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Memes
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.