And jokes

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

Top ten dog breeds:

10. Dogs

9. Are

8. Beautiful

7. Animals

6. And

5. Judgement

3. Is

2. Cruel

1. Dachshund

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"